1 00:00:08,010 --> 00:00:12,570 Stephen Crane has saved himself from bankruptcy by insider dealing with his 2 00:00:12,570 --> 00:00:17,470 girlfriend, Jo Franklin, and saved Douglas Motors by embezzling a fortune 3 00:00:17,470 --> 00:00:18,710 his boss, Jimmy Blake. 4 00:00:19,210 --> 00:00:22,790 But the victims of Crane's scams are closing in on him. 5 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:53,640 I think I can hear him coming now. 6 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:58,700 Oh, Mr. Blake. The answer's no, and I don't want to hear the question. I'll 7 00:01:58,700 --> 00:01:59,700 you back. 8 00:02:01,660 --> 00:02:02,820 Hello. Office. 9 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:13,360 Thank you, 55. 10 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:20,380 Stephen Cranky. 11 00:02:20,810 --> 00:02:23,690 A friend introduces you to a new boyfriend who strikes you as shallow, 12 00:02:23,790 --> 00:02:27,370 pretentious and a flagrant flirt. So the next time you're alone with her, you A, 13 00:02:27,590 --> 00:02:31,110 tell her she's a dipstick. Tell her about a truly terrific man you'd love to 14 00:02:31,110 --> 00:02:32,190 her up with. A dipstick. 15 00:02:32,570 --> 00:02:35,390 B, they nothing. After all, it's her problem. 16 00:02:35,770 --> 00:02:36,770 Still. B. 17 00:02:37,210 --> 00:02:38,490 Please, Joe, he knows my number. 18 00:02:38,750 --> 00:02:39,750 Thanks very much. 19 00:02:41,510 --> 00:02:43,750 You could be in a lot of trouble, sweetheart. 20 00:02:48,860 --> 00:02:51,840 Find out if she has any similar reservations. You're first in college. 21 00:02:52,300 --> 00:02:54,100 What? Schlesinger, don't look. 22 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:56,840 I'm your compliance officer, Jill, for God's sake. 23 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:58,920 Are you looking at me? I haven't got my lenses in. 24 00:02:59,620 --> 00:03:00,620 Yes. 25 00:03:01,540 --> 00:03:02,980 No. He's going. 26 00:03:04,340 --> 00:03:06,200 Jesus, they're giving me the creeps. 27 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:08,700 Authority figures. It's all my father's fault. 28 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:12,140 You're clean, aren't you? I am, but somebody around here might stink. 29 00:03:22,260 --> 00:03:23,260 Oh, 30 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,420 it's the mail for you, Jo. Sorry, Bill. Thank you. 31 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:46,200 Hello. 32 00:03:47,100 --> 00:03:48,140 Hoist. We can have, please. 33 00:04:04,650 --> 00:04:06,010 Yamauchi. What about him? 34 00:04:06,270 --> 00:04:08,330 Well, how do you feel about all that? What's happening? 35 00:04:09,270 --> 00:04:13,670 Well, what's happening is, one, Mr. Yamauchi is Japanese. Well spotted. And 36 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:16,089 Japanese have a totally different approach to documentation. It's quite 37 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,089 extraordinary. 38 00:04:17,769 --> 00:04:18,769 Sorry? 39 00:04:20,630 --> 00:04:24,130 I'm trying to explain. You are the sales director. Talk to me intelligibly about 40 00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:26,810 the state of our sales. I want to know what you've actually done. 41 00:04:28,590 --> 00:04:31,390 Yamauchi wants to place an order for 50 cars. 42 00:04:32,370 --> 00:04:35,570 And? And he hasn't given us the slightest idea of a delivery date. 43 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:39,910 Two? So two, he's going to be here tonight with a pen in his hand, and if 44 00:04:39,910 --> 00:04:42,270 wants the cars by this time next month, which he might, 45 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:45,910 we're simply not equipped to accept his commission. 46 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:48,030 The boys are going flat out. 47 00:04:48,930 --> 00:04:50,590 They know our backs are against the wall. 48 00:04:50,830 --> 00:04:51,830 Hello there, Warner. 49 00:04:51,890 --> 00:04:54,810 You're in a lot of trouble, Morris. Oh, yeah, why's that? Haven't decided yet. 50 00:04:56,050 --> 00:04:58,210 We need this one, Gavin. 51 00:04:59,070 --> 00:05:00,070 I know. 52 00:05:00,350 --> 00:05:04,790 We are, as they say, in stook, but I will not compromise. I will not build my 53 00:05:04,790 --> 00:05:08,270 car with cardboard and rubber bands. I'll dynamite the ruddy factory first. 54 00:05:08,570 --> 00:05:11,950 For God's sake, the dignity and reputation of the mark is the most 55 00:05:11,950 --> 00:05:12,950 asset we have. 56 00:05:13,510 --> 00:05:17,870 Why don't these bloody people understand that? I'm just saying my heart sinks at 57 00:05:17,870 --> 00:05:19,970 the prospect of haggling with the emoji, that's all. 58 00:05:21,010 --> 00:05:22,010 Say two. 59 00:05:23,570 --> 00:05:24,570 Shut up, Gavin. 60 00:05:25,330 --> 00:05:27,910 Apropos of nothing at all. 61 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:33,460 What? Are you acquainted at all with a private detective? 62 00:05:35,020 --> 00:05:36,020 Yeah. 63 00:05:36,260 --> 00:05:39,380 Actually, that's a lie. I'm not, but I know someone who probably is. Why? 64 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:42,080 Well, this isn't for broadcast, Gavin. 65 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:44,640 I'd be interested to know their name. 66 00:06:07,050 --> 00:06:08,150 Is Mr. Atwood in? 67 00:06:12,710 --> 00:06:14,530 Mr. Atwood, we'll see you in a minute. 68 00:06:15,890 --> 00:06:16,990 Oh, thank you, Splendid. 69 00:06:18,290 --> 00:06:21,030 I think it's night time now. 70 00:06:23,010 --> 00:06:24,010 Uh -huh. 71 00:06:24,370 --> 00:06:25,370 Stupid birds. 72 00:06:26,750 --> 00:06:29,470 Well, I might be able to do one. Get Garfield Ward. 73 00:06:29,830 --> 00:06:30,809 Yes, Mr. Blake. 74 00:06:30,810 --> 00:06:33,390 Immediately. Yes, Mr. Blake, I'll phone you back. Bye. 75 00:06:35,859 --> 00:06:39,420 Joe! Oh, sorry, I'm back to you again. 5400, please. Joanna Franklin. 76 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:40,800 Thank you. 77 00:06:48,340 --> 00:06:48,820 Bloody 78 00:06:48,820 --> 00:06:56,380 waste 79 00:06:56,380 --> 00:06:57,380 of time! I agree. 80 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:02,680 What? You haven't said one sensible thing to me since you walked into this 81 00:07:03,260 --> 00:07:06,420 So why don't you go and boil your head, Mr Atwood? Does that make any sense? 82 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:09,980 Well, it's unlikely to help me do what you want me to. Where's my coat? 83 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:13,160 You want me to find your son. I mean, it may be possible. 84 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:18,160 But you've lied to me extensively about the circumstances of your son's 85 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,500 disappearance. That's entirely standard. I have not. 86 00:07:21,060 --> 00:07:22,780 Probably because you feel you're to blame. 87 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:28,520 I mean, I have men in here, Mr Douglas. They say to me, find my boy. 88 00:07:29,220 --> 00:07:30,220 I find the boy. 89 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:31,440 I talk to him. 90 00:07:31,950 --> 00:07:37,250 And I discovered that the reason the boy ran away was to escape a childhood of 91 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:41,390 hellish sexual abuse at the hands of my client. Oh, for God's sake. 92 00:07:41,650 --> 00:07:45,290 Trust me, Mr. Douglas, that is all I'm saying. I mean, whatever you think I'll 93 00:07:45,290 --> 00:07:49,130 find out, I can assure you I have confronted worse. 94 00:07:51,290 --> 00:07:54,890 And if I find your boy, I'll make my own decision whether or not to tell you 95 00:07:54,890 --> 00:07:55,890 where he is. 96 00:07:57,610 --> 00:07:58,910 You'd do anything of the kind. 97 00:08:00,490 --> 00:08:01,630 They won't get your money. 98 00:08:03,510 --> 00:08:05,210 That's entirely your prerogative. 99 00:08:07,030 --> 00:08:08,030 Good. 100 00:08:08,450 --> 00:08:09,990 Now we understand each other. 101 00:08:12,390 --> 00:08:15,110 Just the first time you've consulted a private agency. 102 00:08:15,730 --> 00:08:17,950 Correct. It's a difficult step. 103 00:08:18,910 --> 00:08:20,690 I want to know why you've taken it. 104 00:08:22,130 --> 00:08:23,190 Time's running short. 105 00:08:24,110 --> 00:08:25,110 How do you know? 106 00:08:32,010 --> 00:08:33,010 Corporal Piper. 107 00:08:33,549 --> 00:08:35,530 Private McGuy, 40th R .E .P. 108 00:08:36,890 --> 00:08:40,010 Hope it didn't disturb your dinner, Mr. Douglas, but the door was open. 109 00:08:40,470 --> 00:08:44,670 What the hell do you mean, the door was open? What kind of a bloody stupid... 110 00:08:44,670 --> 00:08:45,750 I'm going to call the police. 111 00:08:45,950 --> 00:08:46,950 Please. 112 00:08:47,230 --> 00:08:48,890 Don't do that, sir. It isn't necessary. 113 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:53,170 What in God's name are you doing in my house? Breaking and entering. Obviously, 114 00:08:53,210 --> 00:08:54,770 I can't believe I'm even having this conversation. 115 00:08:55,170 --> 00:08:58,490 Mr. Douglas, if I could just explain... And how do you know my name? 116 00:08:59,510 --> 00:09:01,450 Because it's Jamie's name. 117 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:03,960 And Jamie's our best mate. 118 00:09:06,260 --> 00:09:08,740 Now, this is a terrible intrusion, and I apologise. 119 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:10,640 A soldier. 120 00:09:10,700 --> 00:09:12,280 But we thought perhaps he might be here. 121 00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:14,100 Hiding. 122 00:09:17,180 --> 00:09:18,300 Why should he be hiding? 123 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:20,500 Hiding from what? 124 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:23,980 What's happened to my son? Tell me. 125 00:09:24,660 --> 00:09:27,180 Jamie made a bit of a hasty decision, Mr Douglas. 126 00:09:28,220 --> 00:09:31,120 Got himself into a spot of bother. 127 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:34,620 Why, nothing that can't be sorted with a little sensible conversation. 128 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:37,140 Once we've all got in touch. 129 00:09:37,380 --> 00:09:38,380 What sort of bother? 130 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:39,700 Well, nothing to distress yourself. 131 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:41,680 Not really. 132 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:44,580 He's only just been posted. Mon corps. 133 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:46,419 Posted what? 134 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:48,240 It's a military term, Mr Douglass. 135 00:09:48,460 --> 00:09:50,220 It's not a military term I've ever heard of. 136 00:09:50,860 --> 00:09:53,260 Nor have I ever heard of the 40th R .E .P. 137 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:54,860 Is that such a regiment? 138 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:56,660 Not in the British Army. 139 00:09:58,120 --> 00:09:59,120 Foreign agent. 140 00:09:59,740 --> 00:10:00,740 A what? 141 00:10:01,230 --> 00:10:02,490 The French Foreign Legion. 142 00:10:03,450 --> 00:10:06,190 Honor, fidelity, little white hats, all that? 143 00:10:07,450 --> 00:10:08,950 Good grief, that's extraordinary. 144 00:10:09,310 --> 00:10:10,310 So your son's a legionnaire? 145 00:10:11,050 --> 00:10:13,730 His unit is stationed in Djibouti, East Africa. 146 00:10:14,150 --> 00:10:17,150 I don't quite... When you join, they give you a new name, if you want it. 147 00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:19,870 New passport, to hide you. 148 00:10:20,790 --> 00:10:23,070 The price you pay for that is five years of your life. 149 00:10:24,810 --> 00:10:26,070 Jamie's paid less than half. 150 00:10:27,030 --> 00:10:28,370 He deserves it. No. 151 00:10:29,590 --> 00:10:31,690 Absent without leave since the beginning of the month. 152 00:10:32,210 --> 00:10:33,910 Mon camp, as they say. 153 00:10:35,450 --> 00:10:37,470 It becomes desertion in eight days' time. 154 00:10:37,850 --> 00:10:40,690 So, he faces disciplinary action. 155 00:10:41,070 --> 00:10:43,890 And these two, Piper and... Megahi. 156 00:10:44,870 --> 00:10:49,350 They are apparently his closest friends, so they've been sent unofficially to 157 00:10:49,350 --> 00:10:50,910 bring him back before the charge escalates. 158 00:10:51,670 --> 00:10:53,830 It's the Legion's way of rounding up its strays. 159 00:10:54,830 --> 00:10:55,970 Where are these two now? 160 00:10:56,350 --> 00:10:57,350 Looking for Jamie. 161 00:11:00,650 --> 00:11:02,130 Did you give them any kind of gable? 162 00:11:02,330 --> 00:11:03,330 Not a gable. 163 00:11:03,790 --> 00:11:05,310 I didn't know what his name is now. 164 00:11:06,810 --> 00:11:09,490 When they realised it was made of bloody Houston, they shut up like stone. 165 00:11:10,790 --> 00:11:11,790 Was Jimmy in England? 166 00:11:12,350 --> 00:11:14,030 No idea. They obviously think so. 167 00:11:14,830 --> 00:11:18,230 If he's in some kind of trouble with the law, I want him properly represented 168 00:11:18,230 --> 00:11:19,810 before he returns to French territory. 169 00:11:20,270 --> 00:11:21,270 Good. 170 00:11:21,410 --> 00:11:22,630 What have you asked them to do with this? 171 00:11:22,930 --> 00:11:24,150 I haven't mentioned it to anybody. 172 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:33,660 Now, I want to know what things in life do you may consider special? 173 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:37,020 His sister, Victoria. 174 00:11:38,060 --> 00:11:40,040 He and Troy used to be as thick as thieves. 175 00:11:41,020 --> 00:11:42,020 What else? 176 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,200 Oh, shit. 177 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:47,980 I can't read it. 178 00:11:48,220 --> 00:11:49,220 Hmm? 179 00:11:58,700 --> 00:12:01,900 Don't go back to sleep again, Tony, please. I'm not going back to sleep. 180 00:12:02,260 --> 00:12:03,700 I said we've got 20 minutes. 181 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,120 I set the clock early. 182 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:07,680 Why? 183 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:11,240 I thought we might inject a bit more truth in the rumour that we're having an 184 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:12,240 affair. 185 00:12:14,420 --> 00:12:17,120 Another quick screw, then back to your wife. 186 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,640 You said anything about quick. 187 00:12:26,020 --> 00:12:27,680 Stop it, Tony. Stop what? 188 00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:32,320 That. I don't want you to. You do. 189 00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:34,520 I've got O -level biology. 190 00:12:34,740 --> 00:12:36,160 I understand these things. 191 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,040 Carl! 192 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:41,120 I'm sorry. 193 00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:42,820 Aren't you bloody just? 194 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:48,480 I don't... What? 195 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:50,700 You don't what? 196 00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:53,320 I don't just come for this, Victoria. 197 00:12:56,260 --> 00:12:57,360 I love you. 198 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:05,760 This is the ultimate humiliation, you know. 199 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:10,900 Like when you were at school, calling your teacher Daddy by mistake. 200 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:13,800 Poor Tony. 201 00:13:14,580 --> 00:13:17,700 I'll bet Kafka never got this kind of aggravation from his mistress. 202 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,000 At your age. 203 00:13:21,660 --> 00:13:24,080 At my age, Kafka had been dead ten years. 204 00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:30,380 Hmm. 205 00:13:32,810 --> 00:13:33,810 No. 206 00:14:42,530 --> 00:14:43,890 Mr Stephen Crane, please. 207 00:14:50,710 --> 00:14:51,710 Hello. 208 00:14:55,390 --> 00:14:56,390 Mr Crane. 209 00:14:57,190 --> 00:14:58,270 It's Victoria Douglas. 210 00:14:59,410 --> 00:15:00,890 Shall I tell you what you're doing tonight? 211 00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:03,190 You're having dinner with me. 212 00:15:03,730 --> 00:15:04,730 Am I? 213 00:15:04,790 --> 00:15:05,589 You are. 214 00:15:05,590 --> 00:15:06,890 Good, I like to know what I'm doing. 215 00:15:07,410 --> 00:15:09,690 Blindness, half past eight. Do I have to wear a pork? 216 00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:20,820 Thank you 217 00:15:49,930 --> 00:15:53,610 Where are you, Crane, you snivelling little shit? 218 00:15:54,610 --> 00:15:56,470 Are these going to upset me? 219 00:15:56,790 --> 00:16:01,170 Pray so. These I got from Company's house, Douglas's accounts for the past 220 00:16:01,170 --> 00:16:04,370 years. Debark. Is that the word I'm looking for? 221 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:05,630 It will do. 222 00:16:06,030 --> 00:16:07,310 Now leave them. 223 00:16:07,870 --> 00:16:08,870 Come! 224 00:16:12,090 --> 00:16:13,090 Stephen. 225 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:15,830 You wanted a word, Jimmy? 226 00:16:16,730 --> 00:16:18,270 We'll keep you a moment. 227 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:19,760 Dear boy. 228 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,420 Little job for you, Piers. 229 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,300 Don't look at me in that tone of voice. 230 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:28,980 Don't be careful, Stephen. 231 00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:30,560 Crane's law, rule number one. 232 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,480 Excuse me. 233 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,640 Gum. It's on the tip of my tongue. 234 00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:44,700 Jimmy. 235 00:16:45,780 --> 00:16:46,780 I'm yours. 236 00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:52,470 Stephen, how would you describe your situation? 237 00:16:53,630 --> 00:16:55,310 Pleasant enough. Bit camp. 238 00:16:55,670 --> 00:16:57,750 Not awfully clever, really. 239 00:16:58,090 --> 00:16:59,090 Not awfully, no. 240 00:16:59,370 --> 00:17:02,190 Transfrontier. Very silly indeed. 241 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:10,050 Not with you. All of a sudden, it seems transfrontier is quite the thing. 242 00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:15,010 Indigent geriatrics and mewling infants alike. 243 00:17:16,140 --> 00:17:20,380 A rioting in the streets to buy shares in this drust of companies. 244 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,619 It's all very curious. 245 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:28,300 Shall I tell you what I suspect has happened? 246 00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:30,200 Please, in English. 247 00:17:31,820 --> 00:17:38,340 The Great Unwashed opened the financial page of its newspaper 248 00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:42,100 to learn that somebody, somewhere... 249 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:47,520 purchased £20 ,000 worth of Transfrontier holdings. 250 00:17:50,020 --> 00:17:51,100 Didn't you, Stephen? 251 00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:53,640 Goodness, they thought. 252 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,620 This person must be awfully well informed. 253 00:17:57,020 --> 00:17:58,800 We'd better buy some too. 254 00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:00,780 Of course. 255 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:08,980 Mr Franklin is presently advising the newspapers that he has been obliged to 256 00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:11,400 withdraw his offer of Transfrontier. 257 00:18:11,950 --> 00:18:14,370 He will explain that the price is now too high. 258 00:18:16,650 --> 00:18:21,750 They may correctly conclude that an impropriety has occurred. 259 00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:25,310 Hmm? 260 00:18:25,630 --> 00:18:26,630 Your comment? 261 00:18:26,930 --> 00:18:28,770 Franklin can afford to let one go. 262 00:18:29,170 --> 00:18:33,090 To have him as an enemy may not prove so agreeable. 263 00:18:33,370 --> 00:18:34,370 I'll say my prayers. 264 00:18:35,410 --> 00:18:36,970 Oh, Stephen. 265 00:18:37,570 --> 00:18:40,470 You are a silly sausage, aren't you? 266 00:18:41,770 --> 00:18:47,570 You buy shares on the eve of Franklin's bid with the intention of making a great 267 00:18:47,570 --> 00:18:53,710 deal of money. And now, of course, sadly, the value of your investment is 268 00:18:53,710 --> 00:18:57,590 proceeding through the fall with epic dispatch. 269 00:19:00,630 --> 00:19:02,670 Oh, you must be terribly disappointed. 270 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:11,030 Just think, I nearly promoted you instead of Garfield Ward. 271 00:19:12,490 --> 00:19:15,590 Oh, what a howler that would have been. 272 00:19:17,050 --> 00:19:18,050 Eh? 273 00:19:18,270 --> 00:19:19,870 It's the first time, Jimmy. 274 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:23,010 The first time is the last time. 275 00:19:26,010 --> 00:19:27,110 Rules of the game. 276 00:19:31,330 --> 00:19:34,370 Ah, the city, Stephen. 277 00:19:35,410 --> 00:19:37,750 Sometimes you have to come up with a little bit of extra. 278 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,810 But if you can't squeeze it out, my dear... 279 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:45,060 I think it's time you got off the potty. Don't go all anal on me, Jimmy. 280 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:48,580 Just one thing before you clear your desk. 281 00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:56,920 You really are a bastard. 282 00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:59,560 But, my dear, such a success. 283 00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:07,220 Now, if you have a moment, I'd be amused to know why you behave so 284 00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:08,520 pervertly. 285 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,740 about Douglas Motors. 286 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:16,900 Would you now? That investment you persuaded me to make was entirely 287 00:20:17,180 --> 00:20:18,980 wasn't it, my puppet? 288 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,680 Those figures really were very naughty. 289 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,360 Oh, are these the real ones? 290 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,600 Why? 291 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:31,860 A bit disappointing, aren't they? I want to know, damn you. 292 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,440 What was the point? 293 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:34,920 You were a snob. 294 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:38,560 A thief, a liar, a hypocrite. 295 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:40,340 I'm a sadist. 296 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,020 Mind how you go, Piers? 297 00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:48,620 Cheerio, bye. 298 00:21:09,830 --> 00:21:10,950 We're seeing the bastard's face. 299 00:21:13,150 --> 00:21:14,210 What is this, anyway? 300 00:21:14,530 --> 00:21:16,670 It is called a Brixton riot. 301 00:21:17,930 --> 00:21:20,010 You don't want to know, man. Just get rid of it. 302 00:21:20,830 --> 00:21:21,830 Why? 303 00:21:27,010 --> 00:21:28,010 How's the new job? 304 00:21:28,150 --> 00:21:29,230 Oh, it's wonderful, isn't it? 305 00:21:30,110 --> 00:21:33,370 Yeah, it's wonderful. I mean, you're dead bollocks. It was just a phone call. 306 00:21:33,430 --> 00:21:34,610 Yeah, well, I just whispered at her. 307 00:21:35,410 --> 00:21:37,130 I do the same for you, you know. 308 00:21:37,690 --> 00:21:40,890 I just feel... Marcus! Yeah, I'm ahead of you. 309 00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:44,630 Yeah, but you know that I'll start to pay you back just as soon. Marcus, 310 00:21:44,630 --> 00:21:45,630 being boring. Relax. 311 00:21:46,630 --> 00:21:47,630 Have a cucumber. 312 00:21:50,290 --> 00:21:53,170 Hey, tell me about your sex life. That always makes me laugh. 313 00:21:54,190 --> 00:21:55,190 Well, I don't know. 314 00:21:59,690 --> 00:22:01,230 I look pretty good on her. 315 00:22:02,170 --> 00:22:03,850 Which? Oh, her. 316 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:11,860 Misery and death. 317 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,080 You're bloody right. 318 00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:17,500 Stephen. 319 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,500 I'll have to sell the flat. 320 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:24,240 Yeah, well, look, lay me hands on the house. The Brixton riot will do for now. 321 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:31,900 You have plans. 322 00:22:33,660 --> 00:22:35,040 I have plans. 323 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,180 Oh, shit. 324 00:23:12,620 --> 00:23:13,760 Cash, cash, I've got no cash. 325 00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:18,720 A tenner, it's all I've got. That'll do. 326 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,200 Thank you. 327 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:24,820 Poor person. 328 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:31,800 For you. 329 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:35,200 You haven't eaten your pudding. 330 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:36,880 I'm your guest, I can do what I like. 331 00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:46,070 Not sure I've had my monies worth out of him yet. 332 00:23:46,490 --> 00:23:47,490 Naughty. 333 00:23:49,590 --> 00:23:50,590 So? So? 334 00:23:52,370 --> 00:23:53,490 What sign are you? 335 00:23:54,430 --> 00:23:55,430 You tell me. 336 00:23:56,010 --> 00:23:57,010 Leo. 337 00:23:57,810 --> 00:23:58,810 How did you know? 338 00:23:59,350 --> 00:24:03,670 Public commander, private sentimentalist, endlessly conciliatory 339 00:24:03,670 --> 00:24:04,670 hell. 340 00:24:04,950 --> 00:24:06,310 Passionate. Consistently. 341 00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:08,750 I'm impressed. 342 00:24:10,790 --> 00:24:11,970 I'm also Gemini. 343 00:24:15,350 --> 00:24:16,570 Tremendous sense of fun, Gemini. 344 00:24:17,210 --> 00:24:18,290 You like to be amused? 345 00:24:18,730 --> 00:24:19,730 Not particularly. 346 00:24:19,830 --> 00:24:20,830 You like me? 347 00:24:21,690 --> 00:24:22,750 I don't know yet. 348 00:24:26,650 --> 00:24:27,850 Are you feeling unwell? 349 00:24:29,890 --> 00:24:33,510 I've been sitting here for about an hour and a half talking about trifles and 350 00:24:33,510 --> 00:24:35,130 I've got the faintest idea what I'm doing here. 351 00:24:37,850 --> 00:24:39,430 I want to ask you a few questions. 352 00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:40,750 Ooh, academic research. 353 00:24:41,850 --> 00:24:42,850 If you like. 354 00:24:43,939 --> 00:24:45,340 Not entirely academic. 355 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,040 Research away. 356 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:54,500 You have a phenomenally well -paid job, and your services are, you assure me, 357 00:24:54,540 --> 00:24:58,180 indispensable to your employer. So, starting from the premise that you have 358 00:24:58,180 --> 00:25:01,440 great deal to lose... Can I write this down? How far would you be prepared to 359 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:05,980 to save the life of a business, supposing that you had a vested interest 360 00:25:05,980 --> 00:25:06,980 doing so? 361 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:08,239 The truth. 362 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,240 All the way. 363 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:11,680 Really? Supposing that, yes. 364 00:25:13,159 --> 00:25:14,300 You'd consider anything? 365 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:15,900 Anything, and you knew that's what I'd say. 366 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:20,080 Do what you like to get what you want and afterwards call it principle? 367 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:21,900 Of course. You'd use people? Yes. 368 00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:24,000 You'd use me? Yes. 369 00:25:27,940 --> 00:25:29,360 I almost think you're serious. 370 00:25:29,700 --> 00:25:32,200 No, you almost think you're serious. That's what frightens you. 371 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,380 What a funny little man you are, Mr Green. 372 00:25:40,620 --> 00:25:41,720 But do you like me? 373 00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:45,040 I don't know yet. 374 00:25:53,340 --> 00:25:54,340 Livingstead. 375 00:25:57,100 --> 00:25:58,100 Excuse me. 376 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,980 Joanna! How are you? 377 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:06,280 Better. 378 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:09,320 That'll do. 379 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,100 There's my money's worth. 380 00:26:14,380 --> 00:26:15,380 Stay tuned. 381 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,900 You wouldn't bloody dare. 382 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:27,320 Whoops. 383 00:26:39,020 --> 00:26:40,300 I was back today. 384 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:41,560 I had heard. 385 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:44,880 Oh, you had heard, had you? Had you heard? Me too. I was sacked. 386 00:26:45,140 --> 00:26:46,520 Well, this sick bastard. 387 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,800 You think it's so bloody funny, don't you? 388 00:26:52,020 --> 00:26:54,360 Poor little rich bitch lost that equal job. Never mind. 389 00:26:54,620 --> 00:26:55,820 Daddy will buy you another one. 390 00:26:56,020 --> 00:26:56,879 Shut up. 391 00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,180 Oh, look, it's Joanna Franklin, the human boomerang. 392 00:26:59,380 --> 00:27:01,020 Tuck her away and she'll come straight back. 393 00:27:01,460 --> 00:27:03,260 Well, let me tell you something, faceache. 394 00:27:03,460 --> 00:27:06,140 My father is going to go insane when he hears about this. 395 00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:09,480 He's going to disinherit me and give my share of his empire to my bloody little 396 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,080 bimbo... so that she can spend it on horses. 397 00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:13,340 That's what he's going to do. 398 00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:15,780 Then he's going to tear your heart out, Crane. 399 00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:17,400 And guess what, you bastard? 400 00:27:17,660 --> 00:27:20,460 I'm going to jump up and down on your grave singing Hallelujah! 401 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:26,920 Did that hurt? 402 00:27:28,220 --> 00:27:29,220 No. 403 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:31,360 What about that? 404 00:27:39,530 --> 00:27:40,530 That's enough now, Jo. 405 00:27:42,350 --> 00:27:43,550 It's all right now. 406 00:27:44,210 --> 00:27:45,990 He's going to kill me, Stephen. 407 00:27:46,270 --> 00:27:47,550 No, he isn't. 408 00:27:48,470 --> 00:27:49,470 No, 409 00:27:50,810 --> 00:27:51,810 he isn't. 410 00:27:53,270 --> 00:27:55,190 Why don't you listen to me? 411 00:27:55,770 --> 00:27:58,590 I told you not to buy. I told you to wait. 412 00:27:59,970 --> 00:28:01,550 Christ, I hate crying. 413 00:28:02,050 --> 00:28:03,050 Give me your hand. 414 00:28:21,740 --> 00:28:22,740 What happens now? 415 00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:36,120 You see, then, your new bunkie? Uh -huh. 416 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,360 Much too classy for you. 417 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,780 But then, sir, most of the things you seem to need... She's a job. 418 00:28:44,980 --> 00:28:48,160 You don't hang about, do you? No. Give us your gloves. 419 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,120 What about me? 420 00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:52,200 Besides, she's not a bonkey. 421 00:28:53,660 --> 00:28:54,860 Not yet, anyone. 422 00:28:56,020 --> 00:28:58,020 I need a dirty job, Crane. You owe me. 423 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,300 When have I ever let you down? 424 00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:04,260 Chronologically or in order of seriousness. 425 00:29:12,580 --> 00:29:14,260 Dexter. That's enough. 426 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,440 Dinky Dex. Joe. 427 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:22,870 Stephen Dex. Mr Crane, one foot on the platform, one foot on the train. 428 00:29:28,770 --> 00:29:30,930 Now this is style. 429 00:29:46,060 --> 00:29:48,920 Sometimes you get lucky and it's neutral, but it's usually reverse. 430 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:51,400 I've had a thought. 431 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:07,260 Up with this, Piers. I will not put. 432 00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:12,500 The boy has grievously got on my wick. 433 00:30:13,850 --> 00:30:20,150 I'd also like you to meet Mr. Toshiro Yamauchi, a new customer of ours, we 434 00:30:20,510 --> 00:30:22,150 Stephen Crane. How's it going, Steve? 435 00:30:23,390 --> 00:30:24,690 Crane's our fairy godmother. 436 00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:26,170 Oh, how's that? 437 00:30:28,450 --> 00:30:31,270 I persuaded Robert against his better judgment to have a little flutter on the 438 00:30:31,270 --> 00:30:33,590 stock market. Fortunately for me, it proved rather fruitful. 439 00:30:33,910 --> 00:30:34,910 That's nice. 440 00:30:34,970 --> 00:30:35,729 Isn't it? 441 00:30:35,730 --> 00:30:36,730 Congratulations. 442 00:30:36,870 --> 00:30:40,690 Um, we've got a little bit more to chat about, Stephen. 443 00:30:41,090 --> 00:30:42,090 I'll wait in the office. 444 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:43,640 Be with you in a moment. 445 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:44,840 I'll come with you. 446 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:48,699 Well done. 447 00:30:48,700 --> 00:30:50,720 It's too late in the day for mistakes like that. 448 00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:54,920 You like to win, don't you? There's certainly no point in coming second. 449 00:30:55,680 --> 00:31:01,540 I don't wish to make a fetish of harrying former employees to the grave, 450 00:31:01,540 --> 00:31:06,840 Crane has relieved me personally of a half a million pounds. 451 00:31:07,380 --> 00:31:09,760 Appears it is not to be borne. 452 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,000 But what has he done with it? 453 00:31:12,270 --> 00:31:14,930 What has he done with all that money? 454 00:31:15,330 --> 00:31:16,650 Switzerland. No. 455 00:31:16,930 --> 00:31:20,050 His imagination is too colourful. 456 00:31:20,250 --> 00:31:22,190 No, he's invested it. 457 00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:27,430 He's invested it in something he thinks is invisible. 458 00:31:28,010 --> 00:31:29,950 He'll find it. 459 00:31:30,470 --> 00:31:35,070 Right. I don't give a fish's tit who you tread on. 460 00:31:35,290 --> 00:31:39,110 Is that on or off the record? Do you seriously expect me to dignify that 461 00:31:39,110 --> 00:31:40,290 question with an answer? 462 00:31:40,670 --> 00:31:41,670 Sorry. 463 00:31:42,220 --> 00:31:46,520 But the chase, I assure you, will be pleasurable. 464 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:52,160 Stephen has created the taste by which he is to be enjoyed. 465 00:31:54,260 --> 00:31:56,000 Why? The city's finished. 466 00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,680 It can't feed itself. The money's in there anymore. 467 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,500 That's the max of something, Stephen. 468 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,680 The rhetoric of a man who's jaded. It's true, nevertheless. 469 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,360 I don't have to worry about it. Touch wood. 470 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:12,700 But when it comes to doling out promotion, the ones who went to your old 471 00:32:12,700 --> 00:32:13,960 tend to get lucky first. 472 00:32:14,180 --> 00:32:16,680 Oh, I despise that kind of snobbery. The city runs on it. 473 00:32:17,220 --> 00:32:19,440 Well, I'm astonished you should be the case in this day and age. 474 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,580 But I'll tell you one thing for free. 475 00:32:22,100 --> 00:32:22,799 What's that? 476 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,960 You're going out on the buck tonight. I'm not having anybody connected with 477 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,900 company driving a leopard in that kind of condition. It's a bloody disgrace. 478 00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:32,440 I've one of the boys sorted out for you on the house. 479 00:32:32,740 --> 00:32:33,559 Thank you. 480 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,300 Pick it up next week. But I'm not, am I? 481 00:32:36,260 --> 00:32:37,260 What? 482 00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:38,520 Connected with this company. 483 00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:43,640 I don't suppose for an instant I could afford you. I was thinking, Stan, you 484 00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:44,720 couldn't afford my dry cleaning. 485 00:32:45,860 --> 00:32:46,860 Isn't that funny? 486 00:32:47,020 --> 00:32:51,000 That's three monstrous hints you've dropped in quick succession, Stephen. 487 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,080 still on your wavelength. 488 00:32:53,100 --> 00:32:56,160 Really, I'm as thick as two short planks. You'll have to spell it out. 489 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,440 Because, A, I don't honestly know why you're here. 490 00:33:00,100 --> 00:33:02,840 And, B, I don't know what it is I've got that you could possibly want. 491 00:33:04,140 --> 00:33:05,140 Except my daughters. 492 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,780 And I don't think either of those are available. 493 00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:12,090 For the past six years, my chief province has been engineering and light 494 00:33:12,090 --> 00:33:15,830 industry. Up and down the country, absorbing, interpreting, advising. 495 00:33:16,610 --> 00:33:18,430 I wake up one day and I realise I've had enough. 496 00:33:18,670 --> 00:33:19,670 I'm bored. 497 00:33:19,970 --> 00:33:23,290 I'm fed up with telling other people how to run their action. I want hands -on 498 00:33:23,290 --> 00:33:25,310 now. I want to get dirty. 499 00:33:28,170 --> 00:33:29,170 And? 500 00:33:29,810 --> 00:33:30,950 I also want some money. 501 00:33:31,270 --> 00:33:36,310 Look, let me just say, at this juncture, that I'm not at all sure that I want 502 00:33:36,310 --> 00:33:37,310 you here. 503 00:33:37,370 --> 00:33:38,370 Don't be offended. 504 00:33:38,490 --> 00:33:41,230 I'll only be offended if you forgot that last week I found you half a million 505 00:33:41,230 --> 00:33:46,170 quid. Yes, yes, yes, I know. And I'm more grateful to you, Stephen, than I 506 00:33:46,170 --> 00:33:52,110 possibly express. But, you see, this is a family business. I'm afraid that you 507 00:33:52,110 --> 00:33:57,050 would demand sacrifices of the company that would compromise the ideals the 508 00:33:57,050 --> 00:33:58,050 company is based upon. 509 00:33:59,730 --> 00:34:02,450 I will save this company, Robert, from the knackered yard. 510 00:34:03,690 --> 00:34:05,030 Then if you want me to go, I'll go. 511 00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:10,800 Well, what if you find life in the country agrees with you? Then you make a 512 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,800 space here to give me a permanent job with a high salary. 513 00:34:13,980 --> 00:34:15,719 Which one? 514 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:17,560 Yours. 515 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,659 Curious episode the other day. 516 00:34:26,420 --> 00:34:27,420 Oh? 517 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,260 My daughter lost her job. 518 00:34:31,699 --> 00:34:33,300 Oh, what a nuisance. 519 00:34:33,820 --> 00:34:34,820 What's the matter? 520 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:39,639 The little tinker got caught with her hand in the transfrontier till. 521 00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:42,199 Rum business altogether. 522 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,159 Cost me a bloody fortune. 523 00:34:45,659 --> 00:34:49,679 Cost me another to play for somewhere else now. It's embarrassing, Jim. Well, 524 00:34:49,679 --> 00:34:50,679 course it is. 525 00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:54,060 Not as if she's short of a bit of cash. 526 00:34:55,020 --> 00:34:56,580 Well, children. 527 00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,140 Where did we go wrong? 528 00:35:05,710 --> 00:35:12,490 I find out who is responsible for my daughter's inconvenience, I staple their 529 00:35:12,490 --> 00:35:13,990 pelvis to a fire hydrant. 530 00:35:19,770 --> 00:35:22,290 Seats and headrests. Just one minute, you're quick. Call me within one minute. 531 00:35:24,010 --> 00:35:29,330 You are here, Stephen. 532 00:35:29,610 --> 00:35:31,110 In a way. In a way. 533 00:35:32,110 --> 00:35:33,110 Jesus H. 534 00:35:34,090 --> 00:35:37,110 Something bothering you, Mr. Yamauchi? The English. 535 00:35:37,530 --> 00:35:39,790 You're so goddamn vague. 536 00:35:40,250 --> 00:35:45,790 I've been here 12 hours trying to buy 50 goddamn cars. Here I'm sat in front of 537 00:35:45,790 --> 00:35:46,870 the freaking television. 538 00:35:47,630 --> 00:35:48,630 It's unreal. 539 00:35:50,410 --> 00:35:53,150 I know what the things look like, for Christ's sakes. 540 00:35:53,710 --> 00:35:56,390 I just want to know how much they cost. 541 00:35:56,910 --> 00:35:58,750 When can I have them? 542 00:35:59,110 --> 00:36:01,050 You know, business. 543 00:36:02,890 --> 00:36:03,890 Okay, Tosh. 544 00:36:05,430 --> 00:36:06,430 From the top. 545 00:36:08,590 --> 00:36:10,110 It's Robert Douglas here. 546 00:36:10,350 --> 00:36:14,490 I'm disappointed to find you out. I just wondered what kind of progress you've 547 00:36:14,490 --> 00:36:15,490 been making. 548 00:36:35,759 --> 00:36:36,960 Absolute guarantee, no problem. 549 00:36:41,420 --> 00:36:44,120 50 Douglas Leopards at standard trade discount. 550 00:36:45,100 --> 00:36:47,980 Mr. Yamauchi here was worried that we might not have his order ready in time. 551 00:36:48,060 --> 00:36:49,060 This is, of course, nonsense. 552 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,940 I've given him our professional assurance that we can guarantee delivery 553 00:36:52,940 --> 00:36:53,940 appointed day. 554 00:36:54,100 --> 00:36:55,680 Which day is that? The 16th. 555 00:36:56,220 --> 00:36:59,720 I've explained to Mr. Yamauchi that when it comes to making prestigious British 556 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:02,760 sports cars, we make the fastest and we make them the fastest. 557 00:37:03,310 --> 00:37:05,070 That's how we've kept our independence here at Douglas. 558 00:37:05,610 --> 00:37:07,790 Fended off redundancies, takeovers. 559 00:37:10,110 --> 00:37:12,530 We always know when it's time to put a rabbit out of the hat, eh, Robert? 560 00:37:14,670 --> 00:37:16,310 15 % mark of unstandard retail. 561 00:37:17,030 --> 00:37:19,970 What? The man's a total nonce about money. He's burning a hole in his 562 00:37:20,470 --> 00:37:21,970 15 %? Tear his arm off, Robert. 563 00:37:22,970 --> 00:37:23,970 Somebody's going to. 564 00:37:26,450 --> 00:37:27,450 Mr. Yamauchi. 565 00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:31,790 We have a deal. 566 00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:39,520 Hello? 567 00:38:39,780 --> 00:38:40,780 Victoria? 568 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:43,560 Actually, Stephen, it's Penelope. 569 00:38:44,100 --> 00:38:45,100 Can you make do? 570 00:38:45,420 --> 00:38:46,420 Keep going. 571 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:47,980 All right, come on. 572 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,980 More. More. Whoa! 573 00:38:52,620 --> 00:38:56,960 You're sucking your teeth at me, Peter. This, you mouchy. It's all fur coat and 574 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:57,960 no knickers. 575 00:38:57,980 --> 00:39:01,440 Some of these motors were down for private clients. It's your mouchy or 576 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,520 man out of every shop, Peter. Take your piss. I know, it's just that he... Now 577 00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:05,439 listen to me. 578 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,160 I'm up to my arse in alligators. 579 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,960 I don't want any more of your professional scepticism, thank you. 580 00:39:10,620 --> 00:39:11,620 Me, me. 581 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:15,680 You smile, Peter. Look at you. Go on, help them all. 582 00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:18,000 Dad? Yeah, for me. 583 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:22,240 Stephen Crane. On his way tomorrow afternoon, as per can somebody meet him 584 00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:22,919 the station. 585 00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,400 I said Gavin would pick him up. Tomorrow afternoon? 586 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,340 Is there a problem about tomorrow afternoon? 587 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:30,700 Not in the slightest. 588 00:39:30,780 --> 00:39:31,738 That's fine. 589 00:39:31,740 --> 00:39:32,740 Good. 590 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:36,320 Everything all right with you two? 591 00:39:37,540 --> 00:39:38,540 Yeah, yeah. 592 00:39:39,820 --> 00:39:40,820 Women's singing. 593 00:39:40,860 --> 00:39:41,860 What? 594 00:39:42,460 --> 00:39:44,400 Oh, yes, yes, of course, yes. Oh, good. 595 00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,400 I mean, you know, good. 596 00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:47,720 Yeah, sorry. 597 00:40:25,170 --> 00:40:26,770 Lucy. Lucy. 598 00:40:27,310 --> 00:40:30,070 Lucy. Touch me and I'll blind you. 599 00:40:33,830 --> 00:40:38,410 One thing about Jamie and his women, he'd always pick a fighter. 600 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,000 Why don't you put your lipstick on by eating it? Oh, you. 601 00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:53,300 Do that again, dead meat. Jo, can I borrow your card tomorrow? 602 00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:54,660 No, you bleeding card. 603 00:40:54,860 --> 00:40:58,400 Praise the Lord, rule number one. One way or another, I always get what I 604 00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:04,180 Let's hope that one day we'll be together. 605 00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:09,700 You remember. 606 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,320 Do you remember that motor show we did all in Russia? 607 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,060 When was it? Oh, 68. 608 00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:19,320 Yeah, up all night the night before. Six D -type roadsters to be dressed and 609 00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:21,640 tested by breakfast time. Oh, God, what a nightmare, eh? 610 00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:25,640 Next morning on the transporter, bloody great letters scratched on the back of 611 00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:26,319 each car. 612 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:27,320 Penny, Victoria. 613 00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:30,720 Well, they were helping, weren't they? 614 00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:32,580 You're done with arses, Robert. 615 00:41:32,820 --> 00:41:35,360 Oh, yeah, they never forgave me for that. Bless them. 616 00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,500 Come on, I'll buy you a drink, eh? Right. 617 00:41:49,190 --> 00:41:50,190 Bye. Bye. 618 00:41:52,690 --> 00:41:57,250 Can I help you? 619 00:41:58,850 --> 00:41:59,850 Cigarette. 620 00:42:00,330 --> 00:42:01,790 What sort of cigarette? 621 00:42:03,030 --> 00:42:04,830 Lovely, yes. Those are fine. 622 00:42:06,530 --> 00:42:07,530 Anything else? 623 00:42:07,910 --> 00:42:09,150 No, that's fine. 624 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:13,530 I'm ready. 625 00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:20,180 God, oh, you're so beautiful. 626 00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:21,680 Shall we go? 627 00:42:23,180 --> 00:42:24,500 Sonia, my love, listen. 628 00:42:25,220 --> 00:42:27,520 I can't. 629 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:32,779 Can't what? 630 00:42:32,780 --> 00:42:34,340 I can't take you into town today. 631 00:42:34,700 --> 00:42:36,820 I've got to see somebody. It's only just come up. 632 00:42:37,540 --> 00:42:40,460 But look, I'll give you some money. You can buy yourself something nice, a 633 00:42:40,460 --> 00:42:41,460 lovely dress. 634 00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:46,000 I mean, you'll probably have much more fun looking around the shops without me 635 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,220 dragging you along. I want to go with you. Thank you, Gavin. 636 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:51,720 Oh, God. 637 00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:57,700 Oh, 638 00:42:58,060 --> 00:43:00,560 yeah, right. 639 00:43:01,980 --> 00:43:02,980 Right! 640 00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,200 Bill of decorum, bill of decorum, please. 641 00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:10,540 Douglas Motors and all who sail in her. 642 00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:11,960 Speech! 643 00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:14,480 Speech! No, no, no. 644 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:23,420 He's been working for this company for many years. It's tragic that today I 645 00:43:23,420 --> 00:43:24,420 to let him go. 646 00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:29,480 Now, seriously, though, you've all done astonishingly well getting this 647 00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:31,700 finished. I'm very grateful to you all. 648 00:43:32,300 --> 00:43:36,240 It's no secret that the old bogeyman austerity has been breathing down my 649 00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:39,980 again. And I can tell you, this time he had real halitosis. 650 00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:48,720 There's a case of his fizzy rubbish, and then it's down to the bell, and I'll 651 00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:49,720 crash you all to death. 652 00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:55,500 One more toast, I think, to the gentleman without whom, et cetera. 653 00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:59,280 Hi -ya! This man has filed, Mr. 654 00:43:59,500 --> 00:44:00,500 Toshiro Yamauchi. 655 00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:05,680 Yeah, that's nice. 656 00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:08,580 We have fun, don't we, Gavin? 657 00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:10,480 Bags of fun, yes. 658 00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:43,920 Right, 659 00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:53,720 well, that's it. 660 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,700 I suggest we reconvene at the pub. That's planned in a couple of hours' 661 00:44:59,270 --> 00:45:02,310 I'll try and fill you in on whatever the hell's going on. Peter, you come with 662 00:45:02,310 --> 00:45:03,310 me, please. 663 00:45:04,730 --> 00:45:09,210 Lorraine, get on to Tokyo immediately, demanding confirmation of that message 664 00:45:09,210 --> 00:45:10,210 return. 665 00:45:14,870 --> 00:45:15,870 Sorry. 666 00:45:17,430 --> 00:45:18,890 It really hasn't been my day. 667 00:45:19,110 --> 00:45:20,110 I've got cramp. 668 00:45:24,430 --> 00:45:25,850 They'll have saved you, won't they? Don't panic. 669 00:45:26,050 --> 00:45:26,948 On what? 670 00:45:26,950 --> 00:45:27,950 Drink. 671 00:45:28,650 --> 00:45:29,770 You are the guest of honour. 672 00:45:33,730 --> 00:45:34,730 Yes. 673 00:45:36,350 --> 00:45:37,350 Thanks. 674 00:45:40,910 --> 00:45:42,550 I'm a little late, Robert. Forgive me. 675 00:45:42,790 --> 00:45:43,790 Left it for you. 676 00:45:49,070 --> 00:45:50,070 Don't understand. 677 00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:51,690 Your march has gone to the wall. 678 00:45:52,630 --> 00:45:54,490 Evidently, his credit rating was a fake. 679 00:45:55,370 --> 00:45:57,570 Fifty leopards have just been loaded up as freight. 680 00:45:58,190 --> 00:46:01,150 And are about to set sail. Have you called the docks? Of course. 681 00:46:01,610 --> 00:46:03,410 No way they're going to unload now. 682 00:46:03,690 --> 00:46:05,530 Those motors belong to the receiver. 683 00:46:06,550 --> 00:46:09,350 Wait a minute. We've been shafted, Mr Crane. 684 00:46:10,710 --> 00:46:11,710 Nice work. 685 00:47:18,629 --> 00:47:20,050 Feel like another speeding ticket. 686 00:47:28,810 --> 00:47:31,510 That's all you want me to do? That's it. You do know the number here, yeah? 687 00:47:38,450 --> 00:47:39,650 I'm getting good at it, Penny. 688 00:47:40,310 --> 00:47:41,310 What? 689 00:47:42,250 --> 00:47:44,450 Snatching defeat from the very jaws of victory. 690 00:47:45,150 --> 00:47:46,470 It's difficult, Dad. 691 00:47:46,750 --> 00:47:48,050 No, no. It's perfectly simple. 692 00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,520 I'm startlingly in a droid, that's all. 693 00:47:53,060 --> 00:47:56,320 Totter along, carrying my smile like an egg on a spoon. 694 00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:00,960 Robed in the certainty that everything's absolutely as it appears to be. 695 00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:03,440 You're mouchy. 696 00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:07,360 Mary. Don't. 697 00:48:07,740 --> 00:48:09,760 Jamie. Every time. 698 00:48:10,220 --> 00:48:13,660 I am such a stupid, stupid man. 699 00:48:14,460 --> 00:48:15,460 Where are you? 700 00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:18,440 It's Gavin. 701 00:48:19,050 --> 00:48:20,270 He wants to talk to you. 702 00:48:20,530 --> 00:48:21,530 You're still here. 703 00:48:21,890 --> 00:48:22,890 Hello, Gavin. 704 00:48:23,590 --> 00:48:25,030 What? What do you mean? 705 00:48:26,590 --> 00:48:28,250 Can I get you the squawk box? 706 00:48:30,250 --> 00:48:31,250 Robert? 707 00:48:31,910 --> 00:48:33,850 They've all been taken off. All of them. 708 00:48:34,270 --> 00:48:36,550 Yeah, I'm looking at the bloody things now. They're getting wet. 709 00:48:37,210 --> 00:48:38,810 What? No, customs. 710 00:48:39,030 --> 00:48:40,009 Customs officers. 711 00:48:40,010 --> 00:48:41,010 Yeah, the police. 712 00:48:41,130 --> 00:48:42,130 Oh, shit. 713 00:48:45,610 --> 00:48:48,970 Yeah, the police had some kind of anonymous tip -off that the cars were 714 00:48:48,970 --> 00:48:51,650 stuffed full of computer thingies. The Russians. 715 00:48:52,210 --> 00:48:53,630 Where are they now, Gavin? 716 00:48:54,690 --> 00:48:56,210 Where are the cars now? 717 00:48:56,830 --> 00:48:57,890 Oh, it's extraordinary. 718 00:49:14,009 --> 00:49:17,490 All you need now is a tidal wave and you can clean up your insurers with an act 719 00:49:17,490 --> 00:49:18,490 of God.